There's a kid in the middle of nowhere sitting there, living for Tony performances singin' and flippin' along with the Pippins and Wickeds and Kinkys, Matildas and Mormonses. Nothing is bigger and better than seeing a veteran get an ovation or seeing a brilliant beginner freak out on a win for their first nomination. Maybe just for the hell of it, Tom Hanks! Say hi to your kids and your husband or wife. Tell your manager, dad, and your mom, 'Thanks.' Check it!'Īt the end of the day we are gathered together to honor the best and the brightest.Īnd tomorrow the fashion police will report on your dress and who wore it the tightest. 'Can I have my Tom Hooper 'Les Miz' closeup please? See, on Broadway we don't need extreme closeups to prove we're singing live. If there's a Newsie you prefer, you let me know you'll get a Newsie in your gift bag when you go! I'm walkin' down the aisle with some Newsies in tow. Though being famous doesn't mean that you will get a good review so Alec, write Ben Brantley if you want that's entertaining too. When I played Doogie, never mind on with the show. So do your parents set aside your Broadway dough? Is there a Tony Daycare where all of you go? So many child actors high on Red Bull and endorphins.Īnd they're the reason this whole season seems to look like Chuck.

Now here's the kids from Christmas Story, Annie and her orphans They win Tonys but get fired when they're grown. Which strikes at the achilles of the jaded former Billys.

Hey we've got cheerleaders, contortionists, and so go find a sports bar change the channel to our show.Īnd nearly killed us so they got a special Tony of their own, Let's give the man a hand and make things bigger. Hey kids, welcome to Broadway, don't forget your union dues. The cast of Bring It On hadcount 'em thirty two debuts. It's Pippin! Never slippin', always flippin'Īs he's pinin' for his corner of the sky.īut the sky is over crowded with his oh-so-highly-touted cast of singing circus people flying by. Well stick with me, cause your emcee's a seasoned pro. I just learned this dance like half an hour ago. He took every Motown classic and he said 'Ah, put 'em all in.' Make it bigger.

He wrote his own libretto which is really kinda ballin'. He dominates Top Forty and he banged Diana Ross! Lord he does eight shows a week in eight inch heels. You see, they're beautiful and buff as Navy Seals.Īnd you could bounce a quarter off the ass of Billy Porter. This season's new recruits include the cast of Kinky Boots. It's Broadway's greatest night, and we're rarin' to go. I can break your heart with a work of art.īut we're back where we began it all. has the lyrics to the song, which featured over 100 performers from Broadway.

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